Howdy my internet posse! I am going to cut to the chase pretty quick.
My office is next to the second most worthless thing ever (the first is carrot top), the shitty local college paper. These smug douche bags get all high and mighty over their cunt rag that they try to pass off as a paper. Fuck these pretentious faggots. I dont know anyone who likes their shit paper. To stop global warming and the raping of the Amazon, shut this pack of queers down. That would make Al Gore so happy he would fucking jizz. I hate the douche nozzels next door. The worst thing is that I have to hear their inane rambling through the wall that we share.
"NO Sally! NO ONE cares about what you and Brad did last night!! Fuck off!!" is what I would say to these faggy know-it-alls if I didn't have to continue to share this wall with them for who knows how long.
Anyway, my now not-sick girlfriend is swinging by, so i have to split. Drink a 40 for me.
-King Dave
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