My goddamned future girlfriend got me shit sick! How fucking nice! I took her to the damn hospital last night because she was a whiny bitch, and now I have what she has. SHIT. I don't have time to be a sick mother fucker. Hell no! I have to lay some serious beats and kick some fat asses!
On a different note, if I became president, I would outlaw side hugs. What is a side hug you ask? A side hug is when you are sitting down and some retarted cunt decides that they want to broadside you with an awkward hug (usually while you are doing something better). Fuck that shit. Also, if I was president, I would do blow. A lot lot lot of blow.
-King Dave
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